Open Letter to the King of Punjab

9 Nov

O King of Punjab,

415656-shahbazsharif-1343770362-905-640x480I write this open letter to you as a last resort. The people have tried getting your attention through tweets, FB messages and even columns but none of that seems to get to you courtesy your courtiers. I address you as King because that is what you are. Punjab has not been democratic for years and your style of governance has turned our province in to a kingdom that is run through a royal court made up of your favorite courtiers. Given this is a kingdom, I will not even bother discussing the situation of merit or anything that happens in a democracy. Continue reading

What PPP needs to do now….

28 Nov

28bilawalIt has been a while since I made the effort to write a post about something. It is not that I have been busy; it is just that my threshold for tolerating bullshit just went up. But as expected there are things that just seem to get more annoying by the day and one of them is the PPP.

Recently the PPP after being kicked out of the government by the people of Pakistan have started re-establishing themselves again… but this time they are only online. Think about it for a second, the political party that actually has always been proud of their workers and their ground operations has now decided to focus more… online! WHAT THE FUCK! PPP your strategy is to copy PTI? Are you freaking kidding me? Are you guys high.. Ok do not answer that. Continue reading

Open Letter to Pakistani Faketivists

24 Jul

ImageHi,

I have been meaning to write to you for a while now but something more interesting kept coming up. Now that the elections are over and nothing really exciting is going on, I thought this would be the perfect time to call you out for the sort of shit you all pull on a regular basis.

First off, I get it. Honestly, we all get it. We get that you have no real career and zero future prospects as an expert in any field. We also understand that like all humans you have a survival instinct and given that you have no viable career option (either because of your stupidity or bad life decisions) you need to find a way to survive. So it is fine that you have chosen to become an ‘activist’ as a career choice and we totally get it. Continue reading

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Naya Pakistan

24 Mar

Naya Pakistan

Naya Pakistan… Puranay Leaguee!

Elitist Activism: Minting Money, Hurting Pakistan

20 Mar

ImageIn case you haven’t noticed, the new ‘IN’ thing in social media circles is to be an ‘Activist’. Go through numerous twitter profiles and on-line articles and you would notice that in most cases the person introduces themselves as an activist. But every time you ask them what is that they actually do, most of them have no real answers apart from saying that they are either freelance film makers or columnists which is common man speak for jobless people too lazy and under qualified to actually land a permanent job. And in absence of a real job, they have chosen to convert activism in to a career hoping to make a few bucks here and there. Continue reading

PPP’s never ending Pummelling of Pakistan

2 Mar

20120506_01Recently, the PPP government removed Hafeez Shaikh, the absolute worst Finance Minister Pakistan has ever had. Only to replace him with a person, Mandviwalla, who practically has zero understanding of the economy and the state Pakistan is currently in.

In the time since the new genius has been in charge, the PIA and the Steel Mills have received massive bailouts, the price of dollar has gone up and the price of oil and diesel have also been increased. While our Foreign reserves stand at less than 8 Billion US Dollars, which is very low for a country our size, the new Finance Minister seems to be more worried about milking his new post for the next fifteen days as hard as he can. Continue reading

Meet PTI’s New Lahore President: Abdul Aleem ‘Land Scam’ Khan

1 Mar

aleem-khan-480x238Name: Abdul Aleem Khan

DoB: 05-03-1972

Education: Government College Lahore

Constituency: PP 147 (Lahore IX) and NA 127 (Lahore X)

Government Position Held: Punjab Minister for IT Continue reading