Meet PTI’s New Lahore President: Abdul Aleem ‘Land Scam’ Khan

1 Mar

aleem-khan-480x238Name: Abdul Aleem Khan

DoB: 05-03-1972

Education: Government College Lahore

Constituency: PP 147 (Lahore IX) and NA 127 (Lahore X)

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Open Letter to PTI SM Team and PTI Cultists

26 Feb

pti-social-media-teamWriting an open letter to you guys has been on my list for a while now. The sort of antics you all indulge in are juvenile to say the least but there is a lot more to what you guys do.  One would think that representing a party that has been around for 16 years and has managed only 1 seat in the NA would bring you guys down to reality but like most things about PTI, rationality and reason seem to have skipped you guys completely.

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Beware of Bahria Town Lahore: Public Service Message

21 Feb


Another scam by Bahria Town has come to light… where they declared they had gained over 45 Billion Dollars in Investment. The clarification by Dhabi Group in Today’s Papers clarifies what a scam Bahria Town is.

Abud DHabi Group

There are certain people who refuse to stop screwing people over no matter what happens. Be it rain or sunshine, they never get tired of scamming the poor and the trusting to fill their coffers that they later use to bolster their public image that helps them eventually get away with all the scams they have pulled. If those people had a father figure or a mentor, that guy would be the Bahria Man.

In his latest attempt to scam people of Lahore, Bahria Man was selling Sector D, E and F of his Bahria Town Lahore on installments. As always there were half page ads in all major newspapers and there was a whole advertising blitz across the city. But this time, finally the LDA decided to wake up and put out an advert telling people that Bahria Town was scamming people and none of sectors they were selling were actually approved by LDA. Continue reading

An Open Letter to Mubasher Lucman

14 Feb

Wish You Opened Your Eyes Every Now and Then..

Dear Lucman,

I have been meaning to write this letter for a while now. Initially I was hesitant because I know you have issues actually reading stuff as evidenced by your shows where you once called Linux Ubantu OS ‘China Ki Windows’. But given the sort of antics you have been pulling in the last few years, someone had to call you out on your bull shit. Continue reading

Perpetual Whining And Selective Criticism: The Case of the Metro Bus

12 Feb

ImageEver since the Metro Bus was first conceived about 11 months ago, people have been criticizing and bashing it non stop. Social media has been abuzz with people perpetually bitching and whining about the Metro Bus without actually knowing or understanding the concept of the project. Continue reading

A Few Bad Men: How Kargil Was Used to Kill Democracy

3 Feb
The Man Who Sold Pakistan

The Man Who Sold Pakistan

Last week the issue of Kargil was reignited in public debate again after a decade. In a confessional interview of sorts broadcast on national TV, Gen (Retd.) Shahid Aziz admitted that the Kargil operation was a ‘misadventure’ to say the least and that there was no proper planning for the operation. He also said that a lot of people even within the military were kept in the dark about the operation. Most people had long said exactly that but this was the first time one of the people directly involved has spoken up about Kargil and given insider information. Continue reading

The IRI Survey

28 Jan

ImageGiven that the IRI Survey is not uploaded anywhere on the internet, we at Logic Monkey decided to help you guys out by uploading the basic data that you need to know about the IRI Survey.