Tag Archives: Punjab

Open Letter to the King of Punjab

9 Nov

O King of Punjab,

415656-shahbazsharif-1343770362-905-640x480I write this open letter to you as a last resort. The people have tried getting your attention through tweets, FB messages and even columns but none of that seems to get to you courtesy your courtiers. I address you as King because that is what you are. Punjab has not been democratic for years and your style of governance has turned our province in to a kingdom that is run through a royal court made up of your favorite courtiers. Given this is a kingdom, I will not even bother discussing the situation of merit or anything that happens in a democracy. Continue reading


An Open Letter to Mubasher Lucman

14 Feb

Wish You Opened Your Eyes Every Now and Then..

Dear Lucman,

I have been meaning to write this letter for a while now. Initially I was hesitant because I know you have issues actually reading stuff as evidenced by your shows where you once called Linux Ubantu OS ‘China Ki Windows’. But given the sort of antics you have been pulling in the last few years, someone had to call you out on your bull shit. Continue reading

The Time When Tahir-Ul-Qadri Pretended to Have An Assassination Attempt

2 Jan

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Breaking Punjab… PPP’s New Plan

13 Dec

Pakistans-Prime-Minister-Raja-Pervez-AshrafBy now we are all used to the fact that PPP government along with their allies are always working tirelessly to screw the people of Pakistan sideways. They have worked over time in the case of Karachi where 9000 people have lost their lives and yet PPP manages to talk about how they are ‘keeping the peace’ there. Also in the case of the whole province, PPP managed to divide Sindh with the help of MQM to ensure that people of Sindh always suffer and never get away from the modern slavery of the MQM and the PPP. In Balochistan they have essentially lit the province on fire. In KPK there is a war like situation on going. Continue reading

Epic Governance Ki Ghazab Kahani: Sindh, Balochistan and KPK

25 Oct

While the Punjab Government gets bashed very regularly on all forms of media, it somehow is the only Provincial Government in Pakistan that seems to be doing something. But even though there is a ton of good that gets done, somehow the Social and Traditional Media work over time to go after the Punjab Government. Now we can spend time and ask why they do that or we can ask a more important question which is what have all the other provincial governments done in the last 5 years?

What has the Government of Sindh done in the last five years? Mustafa Kamal, MQM’s Former Karachi Mayor, takes the credit for all the development that happened in Karachi. Apart from that, there are hardly any noteworthy projects that have taken place elsewhere within the province. So one is forced to ask, what exactly has the Sindh Government done in the last 5 years? A coalition government of PPP and MQM that misses no chance to throw mud at everyone else be it the PML N, PTI or the Sindhi Nationalists but in fact has not done crap in the last few years. And now that 5 years are nearly done, they have magically thought out a plan to divide Sindh among themselves thereby condemning the people of Sindh to a choice between people you simply cannot disagree with Vs people who genuinely do not give a crap about what you think or say. Add to this the way the provincial government is simply helpless about the violence that keeps erupting in Karachi. Somehow according to our media, people getting killed in Punjab is Punjab Governments fault and when hundreds get killed in mere 2 to 3 days that is somehow NOT Sindh Governments fault or responsibility. Do you see the issue here? Somehow no matter what happens in Karachi, it is no one’s fault but whatever happens in Punjab is somehow linked back to the Government of Punjab. Why can’t we follow the same logic in Sindh, I mean it works for Punjab then why not Sindh? Continue reading

The Bakery, The CM and Social Media

18 Oct

Recently Social Media has been on fire about the Bakery Incident that involved CM Punjab’s daughter’s security in an altercation with Bakery Staff. The story came up in a very planned manner with a video ‘leaking’ on Vimeo and then being spread through a very specific group of people till it eventually went viral. And after it did what followed was the very similar hue and cry of our social media and mainstream media about how the powerful can get away with anything and how law and order is going to hell in Punjab. It got to a point where some people started saying things like Punjab was being treated like private property of the CM where his kids get to play and do whatever they like. Continue reading