Tag Archives: PML N

The ‘Leaks’ Strategy and Other Idiotic Campaign Ideas

18 Oct

Pakistan-Flag-Pictures-5Over the last few weeks there has been significant discussion on the ‘leaked’ proceedings of a meeting between the civil and military leadership. The ‘leaked’ details ended up in Cyril’s article in Dawn and that led to a whole expedition in absurdity culminating in Cyril and Dawn being declared enemies of the highest order. Continue reading

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Open Letter to the King of Punjab

9 Nov

O King of Punjab,

415656-shahbazsharif-1343770362-905-640x480I write this open letter to you as a last resort. The people have tried getting your attention through tweets, FB messages and even columns but none of that seems to get to you courtesy your courtiers. I address you as King because that is what you are. Punjab has not been democratic for years and your style of governance has turned our province in to a kingdom that is run through a royal court made up of your favorite courtiers. Given this is a kingdom, I will not even bother discussing the situation of merit or anything that happens in a democracy. Continue reading

What PPP needs to do now….

28 Nov

28bilawalIt has been a while since I made the effort to write a post about something. It is not that I have been busy; it is just that my threshold for tolerating bullshit just went up. But as expected there are things that just seem to get more annoying by the day and one of them is the PPP.

Recently the PPP after being kicked out of the government by the people of Pakistan have started re-establishing themselves again… but this time they are only online. Think about it for a second, the political party that actually has always been proud of their workers and their ground operations has now decided to focus more… online! WHAT THE FUCK! PPP your strategy is to copy PTI? Are you freaking kidding me? Are you guys high.. Ok do not answer that. Continue reading

Open Letter to PTI SM Team and PTI Cultists

26 Feb

pti-social-media-teamWriting an open letter to you guys has been on my list for a while now. The sort of antics you all indulge in are juvenile to say the least but there is a lot more to what you guys do.  One would think that representing a party that has been around for 16 years and has managed only 1 seat in the NA would bring you guys down to reality but like most things about PTI, rationality and reason seem to have skipped you guys completely.

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An Open Letter to Mubasher Lucman

14 Feb
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Wish You Opened Your Eyes Every Now and Then..

Dear Lucman,

I have been meaning to write this letter for a while now. Initially I was hesitant because I know you have issues actually reading stuff as evidenced by your shows where you once called Linux Ubantu OS ‘China Ki Windows’. But given the sort of antics you have been pulling in the last few years, someone had to call you out on your bull shit. Continue reading

Perpetual Whining And Selective Criticism: The Case of the Metro Bus

12 Feb

ImageEver since the Metro Bus was first conceived about 11 months ago, people have been criticizing and bashing it non stop. Social media has been abuzz with people perpetually bitching and whining about the Metro Bus without actually knowing or understanding the concept of the project. Continue reading

A Few Bad Men: How Kargil Was Used to Kill Democracy

3 Feb
The Man Who Sold Pakistan

The Man Who Sold Pakistan

Last week the issue of Kargil was reignited in public debate again after a decade. In a confessional interview of sorts broadcast on national TV, Gen (Retd.) Shahid Aziz admitted that the Kargil operation was a ‘misadventure’ to say the least and that there was no proper planning for the operation. He also said that a lot of people even within the military were kept in the dark about the operation. Most people had long said exactly that but this was the first time one of the people directly involved has spoken up about Kargil and given insider information. Continue reading