I have been meaning to write this letter for a while now. Initially I was hesitant because I know you have issues actually reading stuff as evidenced by your shows where you once called Linux Ubantu OS ‘China Ki Windows’. But given the sort of antics you have been pulling in the last few years, someone had to call you out on your bull shit.
These days you are sucking on Malik Riaz’s tit at ARY after being fired from Dunya TV for ironically doing the exact same thing there. In the time you have spent so far on ARY, you have done nothing but bash the PML – N and the Punjab Government. Something you had been doing religiously at Dunya TV as well. It is as if you have a PML – N fetish whereby your day is not complete without talking about the Sharifs and their money. I mean I get it that Malik Riaz owns your ass, but dude there are other issues in Pakistan. I mean there is Karachi, where 8000 people have been slaughtered over the last five years. There is KPK where the ANP government has failed on all accounts. It is so bad in KPK that the CM’s assistant is called SMS and the going joke in Peshawar is ‘SMS ko easy load kara do aur kaam ho jai ga’. But somehow you missed all of that. So think about the same question you keep asking the PML – N, are these provinces and the rest of Pakistan any less important? Do you, Mubasher Lucman, not care about the other people because you think they are all lesser beings than the ones being governed by the PML – N? Why do you not care about the people who died in Karachi about whom you wouldn’t even talk on your show?
You are a biased hack Lucman. What is worse is you are a failure in your own industry. You are a two bit producer who couldn’t hack it in his industry even though you were making those ‘movies’. I mean think about it… you are so bad at what you do that if you had to sell water in a desert you would still fuck it up.
But even all this is not as bad as all the lying . You are the same guy who told the world that there was bird flu in Punjab and that Punjab Government was hiding it. You were so lazy about it that you actually phoned that shit in without any proof. In the process you caused the price of poultry to nose dive, causing thousands of job losses as the industry had to deal with a rumour spread by a pathological liar who somehow gets national air time. But this is not the first time you have spread lies to push through your own political agenda, the Laptop scheme was a prime example of that as well where you took a Laptop and basically kept bashing it saying that it is made in China as if that was something extraordinary. You moron, most machines are made in china, the two phones that you keep carrying around are made in china too, I do not see you complaining about them. Point is buddy, it is great to have an opinion and disagree with things but lying about stuff cause you dislike it is a cheap shot. That is your problem, you do not have opinions; you just have a lot of hatred that is fuelled by your own deep rooted insecurities. I mean come on you think people are idiots that they cannot do the math as to how a failed film producer who owes 80,000 US Dollars in Thailand is able to afford a BMW 5 Series? You think people do not know that you flat out asked Monis for money during 2008 to push the Q league agenda. You really want to pretend that your BMW is not given to you by the Chaudhrys? Thing is Mr. Lucman while you make shit up and throw mud at people, there are more than enough skeletons in your closet too.
It is people like you who have given journalism a bad name. In fact it is people like you who have destroyed the once respected institution of journalism by polluting it with your politicized biased gibberish that you try to pass off as facts. So please, cut the crap. You have to scam people for personal benefits and we get it, it is what you do and who you are but for the love of GOD stop pretending to be a journalist. And your fetish with the Sharifs is boring now; we get it buddy you hate them. Is there anything else other than that you wish to talk about or is that pretty much it? Because we get the Sharif hating thingy so you can just move along now.
I want to believe that you will have the decency and dignity to realize that your time has passed and you have milked your 15 minutes of fame but thing is people like you do not really understand what decency or dignity is. So for fuck sakes, find a new topic or just move in to Raiwind already as you give them more publicity than DGPR Punjab that too for free and on a daily basis.
Wishing you bird flu