An Open Letter to Mubasher Lucman

14 Feb

Wish You Opened Your Eyes Every Now and Then..

Dear Lucman,

I have been meaning to write this letter for a while now. Initially I was hesitant because I know you have issues actually reading stuff as evidenced by your shows where you once called Linux Ubantu OS ‘China Ki Windows’. But given the sort of antics you have been pulling in the last few years, someone had to call you out on your bull shit.

These days you are sucking on Malik Riaz’s tit at ARY after being fired from Dunya TV for ironically doing the exact same thing there. In the time you have spent so far on ARY, you have done nothing but bash the PML – N and the Punjab Government. Something you had been doing religiously at Dunya TV as well. It is as if you have a PML – N fetish whereby your day is not complete without talking about the Sharifs and their money. I mean I get it that Malik Riaz owns your ass, but dude there are other issues in Pakistan. I mean there is Karachi, where 8000 people have been slaughtered over the last five years. There is KPK where the ANP government has failed on all accounts. It is so bad in KPK that the CM’s assistant is called SMS and the going joke in Peshawar is ‘SMS ko easy load kara do aur kaam ho jai ga’.  ImageBut somehow you missed all of that. So think about the same question you keep asking the PML – N, are these provinces and the rest of Pakistan any less important? Do you, Mubasher Lucman, not care about the other people because you think they are all lesser beings than the ones being governed by the PML – N? Why do you not care about the people who died in Karachi about whom you wouldn’t even talk on your show?

You are a biased hack Lucman. What is worse is you are a failure in your own industry. You are a two bit producer who couldn’t hack it in his industry even though you were making those ‘movies’. I mean think about it… you are so bad at what you do that if you had to sell water in a desert you would still fuck it up.

ImageBut even all this is not as bad as all the lying . You are the same guy who told the world that there was bird flu in Punjab and that Punjab Government was hiding it. You were so lazy about it that you actually phoned that shit in without any proof. In the process you caused the price of poultry to nose dive, causing thousands of job losses as the industry had to deal with a rumour spread by a pathological liar who somehow gets national air time. But this is not the first time you have spread lies to push through your own political agenda, the Laptop scheme was a prime example of that as well where you took a Laptop and basically kept bashing it saying that it is made in China as if that was something extraordinary. You moron, most machines are made in china, the two phones that you keep carrying around are made in china too, I do not see you complaining about them. Point is buddy, it is great to have an opinion and disagree with things but lying about stuff cause you dislike it is a cheap shot. That is your problem, you do not have opinions; you just have a lot of hatred that is fuelled by your own deep rooted insecurities. I mean come on you think people are idiots that they cannot do the math as to how a failed film producer who owes 80,000 US Dollars in Thailand is able to afford a BMW 5 Series? You think people do not know that you flat out asked Monis for money during 2008 to push the Q league agenda. You really want to pretend that your BMW is not given to you by the Chaudhrys? Thing is Mr. Lucman while you make shit up and throw mud at people, there are more than enough skeletons in your closet too.

MLIt is people like you who have given journalism a bad name. In fact it is people like you who have destroyed the once respected institution of journalism by polluting it with your politicized biased gibberish that you try to pass off as facts. So please, cut the crap. You have to scam people for personal benefits and we get it, it is what you do and who you are but for the love of GOD stop pretending to be a journalist. And your fetish with the Sharifs is boring now; we get it buddy you hate them. Is there anything else other than that you wish to talk about or is that pretty much it? Because we get the Sharif hating thingy so you can just move along now.

I want to believe that you will have the decency and dignity to realize that your time has passed and you have milked your 15 minutes of fame but thing is people like you do not really understand what decency or dignity is. So for fuck sakes, find a new topic or just move in to Raiwind already as you give them more publicity than DGPR Punjab that too for free and on a daily basis.

Wishing you bird flu

Logic Monkey


50 Responses to “An Open Letter to Mubasher Lucman”

  1. Hamza Malik (@hmzamlk) February 14, 2013 at 11:39 am #

    Great Piece, I agree with your point that Mubasher Luqman is a disgrace for his own profession, When 300+ people died in Karachi Factory he didn’t even bothered to enter in Sindh to investigate, not even in Hazara Killings, Punjab is paying maximum salaries to doctors as compared to other provinces, no one ever protested in those eight years when Musharaf was paying 10,000 / Rs to the house job doctors!

    • RestLess February 14, 2013 at 9:32 pm #

      Oyeee Malik Riaz kay Putter, how are you?

    • arif February 14, 2013 at 9:36 pm #

      this gandoo lucman should be dealt in his way otherwise he will keep barking

    • Javed February 14, 2013 at 10:06 pm #

      Agree, need to find out what’s wrong with Luqman. stop talking about Nawaz sharif he is great leader. PML-N doing best to brieng pakistan back to democracy. what you are doing everybody knows now.

    • Mrs Sheikh February 15, 2013 at 4:16 am #

      he cant think beyond pmln, bcoz mqm has been paying him and now i think pti is also behind his back….. and one thing i must mension pti is losing his supporters as i heard my students saying pti is going on same path as Q league doing blames and character assassinations of pmln only

  2. Dewan Sachal (@essel1 twitter) February 14, 2013 at 9:11 pm #

    Great Writing brother…I have made this exact point to him on twitter but am still waiting for a reply….More Power to your Pen…..Cheers

  3. Majid February 14, 2013 at 9:12 pm #

    Awesome piece. Shame on Luqman!

  4. RestLess February 14, 2013 at 9:46 pm #

    Hahahaha Mubasher nay cheer phaaad kay rakh dii hai Sharifoon ki

    • hammad February 15, 2013 at 5:43 pm #

      wasy ap k man bap bari achi tarbeeat ki hay kia kahny hay sara swab apky man bap ko jaye ga kuch lihaz say bola karo ye jo coment kiye hay apny apny ami abu ko parhana zara plz plzzzzz

    • schatz February 16, 2013 at 5:35 pm #

      Du Fitte Munh…Sharifon ko to koi faraq nahi padha, everybody know creditability of Mubashar Luqman who is paltu kutta of MQM and Riaz Thekedar

  5. Mohsin Qureshi February 14, 2013 at 9:57 pm #

    I believe ever since Mubasher Luqman got exposed by the electronic media all he has been doing on ARY NEWS is nothing more than supporting controversial personalities and issues. I guess he thinks he can hide his wrong doings by the character assassination of others.
    Keeping in view the ethics of journalism he does not holds the right to be on media because he is bias about one party in particular and his views about Pakistan’s biggest political party are pathetic.
    I suggest that ARY NEWS should take strict action against this insane dissembler before it gets too late.
    And yes for Mubasher i have a message aswell “Go Find Yourself A Better Job!”

  6. badri jutt February 14, 2013 at 9:57 pm #

    Sorry to Say magar ” Ye To Mubashar Luqman ki Balatkaar Ho gai” 🙂

  7. Ilyas Masood February 15, 2013 at 12:40 am #

    Really nice article, you simply drag “Mubasher Lick Man” in the limelight of insult and disgrace. Though this man has no respect among the masses, but still he kept on playing his ” dugdugi” (a piece of sound which magicians use to play during circus show). In the field of journalism it is common that one has certain views regarding any issue, but any credible anchor always try to be rational and unbiased during news analysis and try to reinforce his information with facts and solid data. But Mubasher Lick Man is a person whose job is to keep on yelling on others specially against PML-N, and always criticizing on baseless grounds. This man is a scum on the face of journalism. And why should n’t he be, if he does n’t act like this, than how would he earn so much as u mentioned in the article. Verily God has written disgrace, disrespect and shame on the fate of some people, who earn them by licking the tits of others.

  8. owais February 15, 2013 at 1:05 am #

    Mubashir Lucman is a agent of Musharraf and he has been sponsored by him as well. thats why he keeps on critcizing pml n only and by doing that he exposes him to the audience that is unbiased. Mubashir never deals with other political issues except pml n which has performed in the best manner

  9. Nasir Khan February 15, 2013 at 1:16 am #

    …**… is a BIG MOUTH filled with SHIT …..
    ARY must notice Him how he is miss-using it.
    Sensible people do not like him …. in fact given him several filthy names

  10. Asim Khan February 15, 2013 at 1:29 am #

    What ever you have written and analysed its true, I have same feeling for this twat, jack ass idiot, he doesn’t speak for blochistan where people’s are dying, no schools, no hospitals, no water nothing , similar in SINDH, does he ass hole knows how many hospitals are in SINDH and blochistan they are getting same money as Punjab NFC fund, this nob head has no idea, these young doctors are monsters not doctors, medicines are not even free in bloody England we have to pay for them and he is so called fucking fighting that, he should be sent to jail for life

  11. ash February 15, 2013 at 2:26 am #

    he’s a big time dickhead fucking bastard

  12. omer February 15, 2013 at 2:37 am #

    Mubashar Luck man…….. actually chawal… and PTI’s Tatto… completely biased

  13. Amer Ali February 15, 2013 at 3:33 am #

    Leave him yaar, y waste such a wonderful skill (writing skill) u have for such a pimp, ny ways great eassay.
    wat a use of “fetish” matlab out of this world etraordinary, delicious man…..

    hats off

  14. Effendi Ab February 15, 2013 at 5:26 am #

    This the way to reply this stupid( lakh lanat man) lucman,,,he is a paid employee of Zardari Coach along with passengers ,MQM,PMLQ,ANP,MALIK RIAZ AND CO….

  15. Abdul Rehman February 15, 2013 at 7:22 am #

    Mubashir Lick-man is nothing but a liar, he promotes extremism in country.

  16. fAISAL February 15, 2013 at 8:01 am #


  17. Waqas February 15, 2013 at 8:52 am #

    ” my closed reply to this letter ” :d

    What a good name you have chosen for yourself : logical monkey .:p specially your surname . My humble submission is that the operating system you are referring to is Ubuntu and not ubantu :p .

    Secondly why does it bother you if he drives a 5 series or 7 , he is not robbing money of us While sharifs have .

    Thirdly if you don’t like his program don’t watch , or guess what if you are in Punjab his program gets banned there anyway .:p

    The way you tried to counter attack him for bashing noon league pvt ltd clearly shows you are a noon league supporter , because if you think Mubashir is owned by Malik bahria than name anyone who is not , fyi the flopped aashiana scheme was built on lands given by malik bahria.

    So you cut your crap, people are wise enough to judge between a diamond a stone , all noon league did in this term was to spend IMF borrowed money onto failed projects like the bus , tandoor, laptop and aashiana . They are equally responsible for doubling the debt . Who is going to pay this off ?

    P.s The bird flu false news would have only affected hamZa sharifs profits since he is Abbu of all the murgiaa in Punjab .

    Wake up if you can or

    Happy sleeping ,

    • Wasey Azim February 16, 2013 at 11:42 am #

      Your Post stinks more than Shit and Mubashir Lucman. Stay away from Pakistan. You and Mubasher Lucman have nothing to do with it.

    • Bilal February 17, 2013 at 9:43 am #

      Right said that people are wise enough to Judge what is wrong what is right. read below and above comment, people reject this lick Luqman.
      People can analyze who is paid and by…..
      Same from your comment seem you are paid by PTI, so if you don’t like this open latter, if it hurt you, if it make you pain so just away and no need to comments 🙂
      Happy living

    • buzzard brain October 22, 2014 at 4:26 am #

      Why are you defending a shameless liar? This man Mobashir lookman is bought and paid for by Riaz Malik PTI, ex Parvez Moosharraff chamchas and others. He is an unprincipled dissembler, a scurrilous low lifer and a unprincipled hack.

  18. Usman February 15, 2013 at 11:43 am #

    @Waqas. The whole point of the article is that why he got only one pint to focus. Why not he see that ANP, MQM and PPP are responsible of terror in Karachi as per the decision of SC. I know PML – N are not angels but Punjab is far better than the other provinces which we must admit. You need to support PTI or whatever party s ur opinion but Shahbaz Sharif delivered a lot and its a fact.

  19. yasir malik February 15, 2013 at 12:02 pm #

    i live in the uk and i appreciate shahbaz shariff efforts about genral public but to be honest another way i want to spit on this ass licker of malik riaz mobshir lucqman

  20. yasir malik February 15, 2013 at 12:03 pm #


  21. CHAUDHRY February 15, 2013 at 4:02 pm #

    lanat ha ise kanjr anchor pa ise phir jotiya parny wali hain.

  22. shahid February 15, 2013 at 5:45 pm #

    ye aik lanti hai, is ko khuab me bhi pml-N he nazar ati hai.

  23. Tayyab February 16, 2013 at 5:45 pm #

    Its a detailed and complete introduction of Mubasher Luqman… And the writer has well judged and described Mubasher’s level and personality… Hats off.

  24. hassan February 16, 2013 at 5:46 pm #

    luqman piece of shit……

  25. arnykitchen February 16, 2013 at 5:47 pm #

    I think PML N while in power they have to bring a law about media. Check and balance. Who Jousranlist keep barking for one side they have to ban him. Specially like Luqman what he done. We saw aboyt his leaked video. He should not have rights to on air again. Others like Hassan Nisar who using glasses of Punjab. Like Hamid Meer he is using glasses of Army his every article is against army musharaf.

  26. Bilal Afzal February 16, 2013 at 5:57 pm #

    Problem is that all the other parties never tried to portrait themselves as the cleanest as Khadam e alla … So simple is that Mr Blogger there are two terms one is kafir and other is munafiq .. and the PML(N) are munafqeen … i am not going into what Mr Mubasher Luqman is doing … i just know …i give taxes to Govt and this Drama e alla is wasting resources on failed projects …

  27. umair February 16, 2013 at 6:31 pm #

    Punjab is 65% of Pakistan so if he asking question from Punjab Govt and PML-N , thats correct he is targetting the major corrupt party in Punjab

  28. Asi February 16, 2013 at 7:24 pm #

    Great writing…………… Mubashar Luman is a bis ass hole

  29. Syyid Sharaf Uddin February 16, 2013 at 7:42 pm #

    he does’t need to taken that much serious ….. he is Malik Riaz’s boy for him he will go to every length ..

  30. tariq February 16, 2013 at 7:49 pm #

    Mr Lucman please apni makrooh shakal tv par na dikhaya karo, hum pakistanis ka khoon kholta hai tum gandi shakal daikh kar. thanks

  31. Yawar February 16, 2013 at 8:18 pm #

    Let him do whatever he wants, If people like him oppose someone, this means the person is on right track.

    On the day of Padree’s Dharna he raised such a hue and cry as if he was being screwed nicely.
    The way he scolded Dr Israr Marhoom a few years back was disgusting. Look at his face, he looks an ugly piece of shit.

  32. Sarah February 16, 2013 at 8:39 pm #

    InshAllah yeh supreme court jay ga aur phir jail

  33. Suhail February 16, 2013 at 10:09 pm #

    You are 100% right. He is not good for this job. Personal grudges against PML-N and nothing else. He is a black mailer. Now showing sympathes with YDA wich is trying to save their face and jobs as well by trying to show that they are on strike for common people. Although they have personal motives behind them. Hats off to PML-N’s Govt in punjab specially Mian Shahbaz sarif for working day and night to serve the people of punjab. Now people like Mubashar Luqman can not malign the minds of people because Sharif’s work speak for them.

  34. Falak Chaudhary February 16, 2013 at 11:23 pm #

    fuck off lick man

  35. nadeem February 17, 2013 at 2:53 am #

    good man

  36. Aamir February 17, 2013 at 6:49 pm #

    mr LICkman why u no shut your fucking face up and face the reality insthed of barking…. just go away and suck the balls of malik riaz…

  37. Faiza (@Faiza_PK) February 22, 2013 at 1:14 am #

    Thank you for compiling some of his major lies. Its shocking how some people fall for his propaganda without knowing that their ignorance earns him millions. People should question him on why he was terrorizing them by spreading rumors on Bird Flu (particularly when Punjab govt was fighting against Dengue).
    Everything else aside, why doesn’t he talk about 30,000+ murders in Karachi during the last 10 years, why doesn’t he talk about Balochistan issue. Are they not Pakistani? Their lives have no importance?…..while at the same time, lying about Laptops & Metro Bus, becomes extremely important.
    Those who fall for his propaganda, must be ashamed of themselves…. In this day & age, someone has to be a real idiot to be fooled by someone.

  38. Waqar Agha February 22, 2013 at 10:44 am #

    I am glad that peolpe have started seeing the real face of him. he is a crook and an oppertunist of the highest order. The charactor and morals of this person can be judged from one single stance. His old age mother lives just about 200 yards from him along with her orphan grand childrens and he has never bothered to see them for years. On the contrary watch his sermons given on “the mother’s day”. He has been enjoying the perks and security of a minister from this PML N that he abuses every day.

  39. Az Zure March 16, 2013 at 10:29 pm #

    تحریک انصاف کا “سلمان جنونی” المعروف “سلمان رشدی” جونئیر ۔۔۔

    ثبوت کے لیے لنکس ملاحظہ فرمائیں ۔۔۔۔

    سلمان احمد ۔۔۔ عمرانی اور فری میسنری ٹائپ کارندہ ۔۔۔ اسلامی آیات
    عمران خان کا فری میسنری ٹائپ کارندہ سلمان احمد قرآنی آیات کو گٹار کے میوزک کے ساتھ گا گا کر سنا رہا ہے ۔۔۔۔ یہ لوگ اتنے بھولے نہیں ان کو پہچانیں ۔۔۔۔۔ یہ سب کچھ جان بوجھ کر کیا جاتا ہے تاکہ ہم قرآن اور اسلام کو کھیل تماشا سمجھ لیں ۔۔۔۔۔ ببر شیر گروپ

  40. AXXAD July 14, 2013 at 2:26 pm #

    he is a DOG

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